Omnipresent Disorientation


SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Be everywhere, but never know where you are.

Be thou herest, therest, and everywherest. Thine transcendental power approaches full-on divinity.

But wait. Where exactly are you? Is that a rice paddy in Miryang or are you front row and poncho-less at a Gallagher performance? Maybe you should sit down and get your bearings. But, uh-oh, is that a bidet or a whale's blowhole?

8 comments:

  1. Is it a derivated from Lati-dude?

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  2. That's some pimpin' chinchilla he's wearing.

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  3. I love this one because it's a natural result of what seems like an incredible power. Other ones put funny conditions on powers, but here the lack of conditions make the power barely more than a form of severe schizophrenia.

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  4. Getting better...still not on the level of "13th shot bulletproof", but definitely better than the last 3 or 4.

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  5. "Be thou herest, therest, and everywherest. Thine transcendental power approaches full-on divinity."

    Is horribly mangling the English language also a superpower now?

    Here, there, and everywhere are adjectives, which you never conjugate. Furthermore, you have conjugated to be incorrectly. To be is conjugated with thou as beest.

    Thus, the first sentence should say, "Beest thou here, there, and everywhere."

    Thine is only used when the succeeding word begins with a vowel, e.g. thine eye, thine owl.

    The second sentence should read, "Thy transcendental power approaches full-on divinity."

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  6. Are the rice paddies of Miryang becoming a recurring theme?

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  7. In here I found that all the gold were cheap and the aion gold was the cheapest, you can come here to buy aion gold, you can introduce your friends to come to here to buy the aion gold we will give you some preferential, and also you can bought the aion gold, we can sure that in the market our aion goldwas the cheapest.

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