Destructo-Button
SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Destructo-Button
Any button you touch becomes a self-destruct button (that only destroys itself). We recommend stocking up on cell phones, TV remotes...oh, and The Clapper.[Thanks Antelieris, AGAIN, for the assist!]
That has some small sense of merit. ELevator buttons self destructiong essenially trap people on that floor, or force them to use the stairs. Which traps them in a stairwell. Not amazing to be alone on, but as a sidekick definitely has use. :)
ReplyDeleteUgh.
ReplyDeleteAre you serious O.o? I didn't even think I'd win the first one, and yet, here I am, being thanked again for another one. I must be more adept at this than I thought xD.
ReplyDeleteAs for the email, who am I supposed to email, and what about?
They need more ideas, mate. Without you, all they have is crap like "Grows his toenails at 1.05 times the normal rate" and "Leaps 1/35-scale model buildings in a single bound!"
ReplyDeleteAnd "Leaves super anonymous comments on mediocre blogs"
ReplyDeleteThe psychic mute!
ReplyDeleteHe can predict the future, but no one can understand what he is saying!
The midas gift!
a poor man, he can't get a job. he can't seem to get anywhere in life, because anyone he comes within a meter of has incredible luck, change in money, fortune and a fantastic life.
unfortunely this means everytime he comes in for a job interview the manger quits because he suddenly becomes rich, leaving him on the streets!
Completely senseless superforces of alleged superheroes
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