SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Be everywhere, but never know where you are.
Be thou herest, therest, and everywherest. Thine transcendental power approaches full-on divinity.
But wait. Where exactly are you? Is that a rice paddy in Miryang or are you front row and poncho-less at a Gallagher performance? Maybe you should sit down and get your bearings. But, uh-oh, is that a bidet or a whale's blowhole?