No-Go-liath













SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: NO-GOliath
Superhuman size. Totally human feet. Upon engaging the No-Go-liath power, the upper 95% of our superhero swells to impressive size. Shortly thereafter, he topples like Nick Nolte at an open-bar charity ball. Does anyone have a XXXXXL Hoveround?

9 comments:

  1. Oh man, he must dig holes in the ground like a women in high heels at the board walk.

    And his poor ankles...

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  2. So, he transforms into a Rob Liefeld character.

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  3. He can still use his supersize in the sitting position, and crawl using his knees and arms.

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  4. Well, this way the cat gets shaken out of the tree.

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  5. I'd rather be the cat.

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  6. I loooooove this website. Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work.

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  7. @JeffreyAtW

    Classic. Hahaha!

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