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SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: ShadowFlex
Bunny rabbits and birds. These are the normal human limits of shadow puppeteering. That is, unless you have ShadowFlex—the power to cast the shadow of a Bowflex home gym. Hairless, well-oiled pectorals not included.

13 comments:

  1. Awesome. This is my favorite one since "Eventual Kevlar Skin." Great job guys!

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  2. Nice!

    I'm still wondering what he could do with this power, tough.

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  3. He could do one awesome magic trick. I wouldn't call this superuseless, because it might get him laid once or twice in his life.

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  4. Wait, wait, wait, this isn't useless. Just imagine you're trying to hide from your enemies, but your shadow is visible. Wouldn't you like it to look like something else, so they don't really know it's you who is hiding there?

    (but of course, what would be the use of casting the shadow of a Bowflex home gym in the secret lair of a villain? I mean, what if he DOESN'T have a Bowflex home gym? Your shadow would still betray you!)

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  5. A very interesting power.

    Perhaps it is, super smei useless though.

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  6. Greeting! What do you think of wow gold? I always lack of wow gold to buy some great item for my char before the wow patch 3.1 and I need to do wow power leveling for the cheapest wow gold or I have to search cheap wow gold on google search. The world changed since the 3.1 patch released. Short of buy wow gold for me wasn't so high frequency now. And I’m curious why this situation happened? The items became cheap? Or we can farm wow gold much easy? Hope someone can give me an answer.

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  7. Not as funny as some of the others. :-(

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  10. Way to spam, liu! I'm so not clicking on none of your links! :-P

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