No-Go-liath













SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: NO-GOliath
Superhuman size. Totally human feet. Upon engaging the No-Go-liath power, the upper 95% of our superhero swells to impressive size. Shortly thereafter, he topples like Nick Nolte at an open-bar charity ball. Does anyone have a XXXXXL Hoveround?

9 comments:

  1. NutellaonToastJanuary 27, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Oh man, he must dig holes in the ground like a women in high heels at the board walk.

    And his poor ankles...

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  2. JeffreyATWJanuary 27, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    So, he transforms into a Rob Liefeld character.

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  3. Bleu PosterJanuary 27, 2009 at 11:44 PM

    He can still use his supersize in the sitting position, and crawl using his knees and arms.

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  4. VoteAudreyJanuary 28, 2009 at 4:12 AM

    Prosthetics?

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  5. CatJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:30 AM

    Well, this way the cat gets shaken out of the tree.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    I'd rather be the cat.

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  7. ReneeJanuary 30, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    I loooooove this website. Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2009 at 8:56 PM

    @JeffreyAtW

    Classic. Hahaha!

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  9. EttinaMay 8, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    You could fall on people.

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