Quantum Toot

For most folks, being gassy has its consequences. Like smelling up your cubicle and then blaming it on the mailroom guy who just walked by. But when you have the power of Quantum Toot, a rogue fart could actually get you run over by a hover car. You see, this crude power allows you to travel through time every time you toot. At least you don't have to deal with the awkward aftermath of letting one rip in a crowded elevator.

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