Brow-Wow
SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Brow-Wow
The power to grow one's uni-brow at twice the normal human speed. Whereas mere mortals have to groom their brow on a weekly basis, those with this uncanny ability have the pleasure of grooming, uh? twice a week?
Wow, it also grows longer than the average humans! Maybe you could also slick it back over your head if your hairline starts to recede. You might look a little like Eddie Munster though!
ReplyDeletelol @Chad Ethridge I shall call it, the UNIBROW COMBOVER! sorta like the beard combover, as seen here: http://tinyurl.com/beardcombover
ReplyDeleteI wish I had the ability to boil water with my hands. Except my hands have to be in the water and it can only be the volume of a coffee mug. If any thing I can use my power to make people think I peed in the pool.
ReplyDeleteYou won't believe it. My (special) friend would love this ability. He finds it soooo virile.
ReplyDelete^_^
I already got that ability...
ReplyDeleteThis blog went from funny to worthless in 2 weeks. What gives? Such a flash in the pan!!
ReplyDeleteYou know, I can actually think of a person who already has this particular superpower.
ReplyDeleteZachary Quinto from Heroes. (Sylar)
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/
You guys are just getting lazy at this point.
ReplyDeleteI think i´ts a pretty much useful superpower, for those who lacks hair.
ReplyDeleteI mean, a bald guy could simply let the uni-brow grow so big, that he actually could use it as the perfect substitute for the missing hair. Just tink about it.
By the way, sorry for the possible grammar mistakes. I´m still learning your language by my own.-
Snicker.......Seriously!
ReplyDeleteNot so sure if this is a "power" or reason to increase therapy sessions.
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