Brow-Wow


SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Brow-Wow
The power to grow one's uni-brow at twice the normal human speed. Whereas mere mortals have to groom their brow on a weekly basis, those with this uncanny ability have the pleasure of grooming, uh? twice a week?

18 comments:

  1. Wow, it also grows longer than the average humans! Maybe you could also slick it back over your head if your hairline starts to recede. You might look a little like Eddie Munster though!

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  2. lol @Chad Ethridge I shall call it, the UNIBROW COMBOVER! sorta like the beard combover, as seen here: http://tinyurl.com/beardcombover

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  3. I wish I had the ability to boil water with my hands. Except my hands have to be in the water and it can only be the volume of a coffee mug. If any thing I can use my power to make people think I peed in the pool.

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  4. You won't believe it. My (special) friend would love this ability. He finds it soooo virile.

    ^_^

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  5. I already got that ability...

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  6. This blog went from funny to worthless in 2 weeks. What gives? Such a flash in the pan!!

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  7. You know, I can actually think of a person who already has this particular superpower.

    Zachary Quinto from Heroes. (Sylar)
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0704270/

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  8. You guys are just getting lazy at this point.

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  9. I think i´ts a pretty much useful superpower, for those who lacks hair.

    I mean, a bald guy could simply let the uni-brow grow so big, that he actually could use it as the perfect substitute for the missing hair. Just tink about it.

    By the way, sorry for the possible grammar mistakes. I´m still learning your language by my own.-

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  10. Not so sure if this is a "power" or reason to increase therapy sessions.

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  11. Greeting! What do you think of wow gold? I always lack of wow gold to buy some great item for my char before the wow patch 3.1 and I need to do wow power leveling for the cheapest wow gold or I have to search cheap wow gold on google search. The world changed since the 3.1 patch released. Short of buy wow gold for me wasn't so high frequency now. And I’m curious why this situation happened? The items became cheap? Or we can farm wow gold much easy? Hope someone can give me an answer.

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