Dear superuseless fans: we’ve seen your brilliance. In the breakroom…in the bathroom…and yes, even the chat room. And now the time has come. We’re creating a monthly post that will feature the best fan-submitted superuseless superpower. What are you waiting for?! Engage your powers of creative cunning…and help us save the world from boredom!
Submit powers in the comments section,by email, or here, in the fan forum. Winners will have their submission illustrated by the superuseless team.
There may be some overlap in power submissions. We will act on a first-come first-serve basis. We bear no responsibility for hurt feelings.