SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Lati-dude & Longi-dude.
Ever wish you could conjure up a duplicate of yourself? This power is exactly that. Only your doppeluseless appears at the opposite point of the earth. Bad if you need backup in a dark alley…great if you’re organizing the American comeback tour for “Men at Work.”
Hahahaha, so totally useless!
ReplyDeleteBut if you were say, fighting gigantic worms in the exact center of the earth, where would your dopplegang-banger end up? Space?
ReplyDeleteExactly...
ReplyDeleteWhat's the percentage of time that your duplicate would wind up drowning?
ReplyDeleteAnd if you were to do it in an airplane, would your duplicate appear in the air or on the ground?
If you were to do it above/below the elevation of the place across the world would they wind up below/above ground?
This is actually not a bad power. If the duplicate is an exact duplicate, then it's just like you teleported to the other side of the world, but left an exact duplicate in your spot!
ReplyDeleteOR BETTER YET: What if your duplicate then instantly decided to use his or her power to create another dupe back where you are? I hope there's some sort of limit on this.
The Spoilt Four
ReplyDeletehttp://ultimatobr.multiply.com/journal/item/10/10
Tom Tollini; Ingo Asgand; Mara Alella And Pedro Prado Jr Aways were a bunch of loozers. Wile a picnick in Chernobil surroundins when a bizarr but not unpredictable accident splited a ooze over them.
instead of dying, theg recieved ... Eh... Unusual abilities. Together, they become a crime-fighter bunch of loozers that almost can't recieve the denomination of "super".
Mr. Smellastic! His nose deatach from his body and walk all Around, smelling things. But since his smell ability is the same of a regular human being, that's just discusting.
Chimin-E! - He can throw smoke from his hands. It can't intoxicate with it. Not even block the sight.
Yellowrinna! - Her oustanding power is to turn her collor to Yellow
Bonc! - His powers is matherializing cinderblocks. Unfortunately they appear above his head and only when he have some idea - Thing he try to avoid.
should a radioctive ant give you 50x the strenght... of an ant. :)
ReplyDeleteI smell a sequel to The Prestige.
ReplyDeleteok, so you're about to be killed and use this power to keep on living elsewhere?
ReplyDeleteThe prestige anyone?
This is my favorite!
ReplyDeleteA lot of drowning.
ReplyDeleteI have this power. It's the shiz. I can go on vacation and still be at family reunions...
ReplyDeleteI still haven't gotten tired of these. lol. Keep them coming, please.
ReplyDeletehahahaha, nice one!!
ReplyDeleteif the duplicated could duplicate itself, then it becomes useful! slow but useful!
http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/tool.html
ReplyDeletebe careful or your duplicate might drown!
Using this power while flying in an airplane... would the duplicate fall to their death?
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ReplyDeleteNearly all duplication would result in the doppelganger being in an ocean somewhere, and the doppelganger would be created traveling at a huge velocity in opposition to the earth's rotation.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't the doppelganger also be upside down?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be easier just to call him Antipode-Dude or Antipodal-Dude?
ReplyDeleteIts not useless at all. Your duplicate can create a duplicate that will end up right next to the real you.
ReplyDeleteHow bout a guy who can remove his head (including neck) from his body, but then his torso just wanders aimlessly around not being able to see where he put his head. This would be frustrating because he could be watching his body just bump into all kinds of things.
ReplyDeletefunny but not your best by far=)
ReplyDeleteHaha. I love it!!
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