Wait a minute, another Superuseless . . . I found your blog when I googled myself. I like yours better too. Good, funny stuff. I've moved to Wordpress so you will have blogger all to yourself my friend. So do you do a web comic? A print comic? I do a zine called SuperUseless--I've got a lot of comics in there too. Hope to see more of your stuff. --sam.
Even with only the 13th bullet being deflected, you could still use it to your advantage if they don't know about your power. Just make sure they have only one shot at you, after you've shot yourself 12 times.
I'm sure she lives a very secular lifestyle or otherwise I don't see how she could've ended up in such an obviously dangerous Clay Shooting if she was a spiritual person.
Folks, I really think you should know this. On Ireland's state radio broadcaster, 2FM, there exists a venerable (and now elderly and in some quarters revered, others reviled) "jock" named Larry Gogan, who's a big hit with the ladies... over 70's. His "Just A Minute Quiz", well known throughout our beloved land, featured the following two days ago (6th Jan 2010).... LG: "What does the S on Superman's costume stand for?" ... "Ehhhh.... Simple?"
My token power: The ability to create ice... in small quantities, at the same rate as a connventional freezer. Still an impressive power, but not very handy, unless at parties. Picture our hero throwing ice cubes at assailants (after he's asked them to wait 30 minutes or so).
SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Eventual Kevlar Skin.
Wait a minute, another Superuseless . . . I found your blog when I googled myself. I like yours better too. Good, funny stuff. I've moved to Wordpress so you will have blogger all to yourself my friend. So do you do a web comic? A print comic? I do a zine called SuperUseless--I've got a lot of comics in there too. Hope to see more of your stuff. --sam.
ReplyDeleteThis is friggin hee-larious! I want the Lukewarm Touch! Let me know when yo guyz start doeing tee shirts.
ReplyDeleteApologies if this has been posted a million times but thought you might like this - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz4f_e02RFM&feature=related
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome blog
ReplyDeletethis blog may have just changed my life forever
ReplyDeleteI lauphed myself to tears with this 13th bullet post. Great blog
ReplyDeleteother variation for the invisibility would be: a man can be invisible at the moment that nobody sees him
ReplyDeleteand by the way, I know there are other places but I like the drawings here
I'm still laughing my heart out from this!! :-D
ReplyDeleteThank you, for making my day!
Great work.
That's not really superuseless. Just shoot yourself in the arm 12 times and voila! One arm less, but invincible!
ReplyDeleteThe trick is to shoot yourself in the foot 12 times.
ReplyDeleteThis page is great. And Brooklyn no less!
ReplyDeleteHaha Verry `Dry` as we call it in here!
ReplyDeleteFerry funny posts! I hope you´ll post more soon!
@sackofcatfood, don't forget that only the 13th bullet will bounce. The 14th will penetrate the skin again.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely won't be a poster child for Justice League of America.
amazing blog!
ReplyDeleteROTFL I love that one! Too funny dude!
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awsome blog...this "eventual skin kevlar" made me still laughing....keep up the good work...
ReplyDeleteIncredible.
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pretty useful if ur a rapper. i.e. 50 cent
ReplyDeleteVAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL LOL
(supersmile, cannot speak because of it)
Even with only the 13th bullet being deflected, you could still use it to your advantage if they don't know about your power. Just make sure they have only one shot at you, after you've shot yourself 12 times.
ReplyDeletefantastic stuff!
ReplyDeleteJust shoot yourself with a bb gun 12 times.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea.
ReplyDeleteLove the blog.
...almost as much as me.
"Chris is Starving!"
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ReplyDeleteHa ha ha...you are quite clever!
ReplyDeleteMy new favorite blog!
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ReplyDeleteLoved this one :)
ReplyDeleteI really enjoy your work.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see you do a tribute to the artist Wesley Willis.
Listen to his song Outburst off the album Rush Hour.
It tells the story of a man with the superuseless superpower of having uncontrolled outbursts.
Love It!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete:D
I'm sure she lives a very secular lifestyle or otherwise I don't see how she could've ended up in such an obviously dangerous Clay Shooting if she was a spiritual person.
ReplyDeleteAnother super useless super power. The ability to com-bust into flames, but not be fireproof.
ReplyDeletewhoa
ReplyDeleteFolks, I really think you should know this. On Ireland's state radio broadcaster, 2FM, there exists a venerable (and now elderly and in some quarters revered, others reviled) "jock" named Larry Gogan, who's a big hit with the ladies... over 70's. His "Just A Minute Quiz", well known throughout our beloved land, featured the following two days ago (6th Jan 2010).... LG: "What does the S on Superman's costume stand for?" ... "Ehhhh.... Simple?"
ReplyDeleteMy token power:
ReplyDeleteThe ability to create ice... in small quantities, at the same rate as a connventional freezer. Still an impressive power, but not very handy, unless at parties. Picture our hero throwing ice cubes at assailants (after he's asked them to wait 30 minutes or so).
Awesome!
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