13th Bullet Bulletproof

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Eventual Kevlar Skin.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink.

33 comments:

Sam The Girl said...

Wait a minute, another Superuseless . . . I found your blog when I googled myself. I like yours better too. Good, funny stuff. I've moved to Wordpress so you will have blogger all to yourself my friend. So do you do a web comic? A print comic? I do a zine called SuperUseless--I've got a lot of comics in there too. Hope to see more of your stuff. --sam.

Anonymous said...

This is friggin hee-larious! I want the Lukewarm Touch! Let me know when yo guyz start doeing tee shirts.

Lafoo said...

Apologies if this has been posted a million times but thought you might like this - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz4f_e02RFM&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!

matt said...

Awesome blog

striggity said...

this blog may have just changed my life forever

xolitos said...

I lauphed myself to tears with this 13th bullet post. Great blog

Anonymous said...

other variation for the invisibility would be: a man can be invisible at the moment that nobody sees him

and by the way, I know there are other places but I like the drawings here

saysee said...

I'm still laughing my heart out from this!! :-D
Thank you, for making my day!
Great work.

Anonymous said...

That's not really superuseless. Just shoot yourself in the arm 12 times and voila! One arm less, but invincible!

sackofcatfood said...

The trick is to shoot yourself in the foot 12 times.

R2K said...

This page is great. And Brooklyn no less!

Thomie said...

Haha Verry `Dry` as we call it in here!

Ferry funny posts! I hope you´ll post more soon!

isman said...

@sackofcatfood, don't forget that only the 13th bullet will bounce. The 14th will penetrate the skin again.

Definitely won't be a poster child for Justice League of America.

Pustulio said...

amazing blog!

joshyMinor said...

ROTFL I love that one! Too funny dude!

RT
www.anonymity.cz.tc

Anonymous said...

awsome blog...this "eventual skin kevlar" made me still laughing....keep up the good work...

DKells said...

Incredible.


http://justkiddingbutseriously.wordpress.com

Anonymous said...

pretty useful if ur a rapper. i.e. 50 cent

Ádám said...

VAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAA

LOL LOL LOL

(supersmile, cannot speak because of it)

Ettina said...

Even with only the 13th bullet being deflected, you could still use it to your advantage if they don't know about your power. Just make sure they have only one shot at you, after you've shot yourself 12 times.

progga said...

fantastic stuff!

Aaron said...

Just shoot yourself with a bb gun 12 times.

Chris said...

Great idea.

Love the blog.

...almost as much as me.

"Chris is Starving!"

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Ingrid Posselhaff said...

Ha ha ha...you are quite clever!

Min said...

Awesome!

Wannabe Artist said...

My new favorite blog!

sunshine.by said...

Loved this one :)

Mob said...
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Confessions of a Temporal Lobe said...

I really enjoy your work.

I'd love to see you do a tribute to the artist Wesley Willis.

Listen to his song Outburst off the album Rush Hour.

It tells the story of a man with the superuseless superpower of having uncontrolled outbursts.

BalloonSlayer said...

Love It!!!!!!!
:D

Abdul said...

I'm sure she lives a very secular lifestyle or otherwise I don't see how she could've ended up in such an obviously dangerous Clay Shooting if she was a spiritual person.