Unicorn Whisperer

Without unicorns, the entire airbrush industry would collapse. But ridding the world of unicorns is exactly what this power entails. With just a whisper into the ear of said mythical beast, the unicorn’s horn disappears. And as we all know, a unicorn with no horn is a just a gay horse. Add the fact that unicorns don’t actually exist (sorry, Reldwyn of the woodland realm) and you’ve got double the useless.

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