SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Left-side levitation or "Left-itation".
With this amazingly useless power, only half of you can levitate. Which means the other half acts as an anchor. As an added un-bonus, cabs are constantly stopping for you whenever you engage your powers on the street. And as we all know, being yelled at by angry cabbies eventually leads to depression. And emo.
OH EMO
ReplyDeletegreat power if you're doing Russian Ballet! :)
ReplyDeleteOMG I have this power!
ReplyDeletethat one almost made me spit out my coffee. Great stuff! Im totally subscribing.
ReplyDeletei remember the flash doing something like this to vibrate himself out of a solid block of ice. superman was all surprised and flash was like "what?"
ReplyDeletenot totally useles, if you consider jumping and landing..you're half lighter :P
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of that Vandals song, "Idea for a Movie" or some such.
ReplyDeleteI got an idea for a movie
It's about this guy
Who wished and wished
Till it came true
And now this kid can fly
Oh, I forgot one thing about the guy
Whom we gave the ability to fly
It was only for a foot or two
And only an inch or so high
It would be useful if you need to stand in one place for hours (like concerts). The reduced weight would mean that you could stand one one leg just as easy as on two
ReplyDeletehahaha the image is sooo funny, made me LOL!
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