SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: In-flight flight. Being able to soar through the air still won't save you from recycled oxygen and endless stories from complete strangers. Known as the "Cabin Sparrow," this so-called power lets you fly, but only within the confines of an airplane. At least you can leapfrog the beverage cart when explosive diarrhea strikes at 30,000 feet.
Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThe term "explosive diarrhea" makes me laugh every time I hear it.
ReplyDeleteNO, but it might get you to the exit to get off the plane quicker.
ReplyDeleteperfect for a SWAT member who needs to have the perfect angle to shoot a sub-velocity bullet :)
ReplyDeleteThis is by far the most original and most hilarious blog I've ever visited since don't know for how long.
ReplyDeleteIT IS SUPER HILARIOUS!
omg that is hilarious
ReplyDeleteLOL, now that is my kind of super power, I want that one dude!
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Building an ultralight plane could enable you to fly under your own power.
ReplyDeleteWhat if you register yourself as an aircraft?
This reminds me of an unsuper power one of my teacher's sons thought up once: To be able to fly only as fast as you can walk.
ReplyDeleteingenious!!!
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ReplyDeleteIt could be useful when you try to stop hijackers.
ReplyDelete"Building an ultralight plane could enable you to fly under your own power.
What if you register yourself as an aircraft?"
You sir, are dangerously genre savvy