Slumberjack (a.k.a. Hercu-zzzzzz's)









SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Superhuman strength whilst sleeping. 
After awaking from an especially violent dream, the "Slumberjack" finds his bedroom, house and entire zipcode in utter shambles. At least it's a good excuse to forgo post-coital snuggling.

27 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    I think I've met him!

    Sincerely,
    Darcy

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  2. Kevin GaoJanuary 16, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    i just want to thank you for starting this site. it's been an endless source of amusement for the last 15 minutes.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2009 at 5:28 AM

    I second that :)

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  4. John SjölanderJanuary 18, 2009 at 5:31 AM

    Funniest site EVAR! Thank you!

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  5. BraisJanuary 18, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    I love this website lol

    And congratulations for it

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  6. David Vega (david_vega_d@hotmail.comJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:19 AM

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    good stuff, people. good stuff. glad i neatorama'd upon this.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    Great site, keep up the good work ! Extremely funny.

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  9. High Power RocketryJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Hmm are you the same guy who did Muhammed and me? I think so.

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    and... subscribed.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    lol, awesome

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Suggestion: How about the ability to part completely un-part-able hair?

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    Like it!

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Great blog, keep up the work.
    Got here from gorillamask

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Just discovered this blog. It's brilliant! I see a book deal in the future.....

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  16. PatrikDJanuary 19, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    Hm, how about the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound - but only downwards.

    Invulnerability not included...

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  17. senshukJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Let's hope a narcoleptic does not acquire such a power.

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  18. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    hope he isn't a victim of night terrors

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  19. ZiggyfanJanuary 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM

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  20. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Wow, you just gotta love those powers huh!

    RT
    www.anonymity.cz.tc

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  21. onassarJanuary 20, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    if you make tshirts, i'll buy one.

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  22. Joe TerranovaJanuary 20, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    This reminds me of the rpg game "Stuperpowers!", where players only have ridiculously useless powers. Examples include "create a cubic inch of mashed potatoes" or "make any band sing Free Bird". Or, my favorite, "Summon Buddha" (this sounds helpful, but the example they give is summoning Buddha while you're getting pummeled on the ground; Buddha appears, says "life is suffering", and stands there).

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  23. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    Hmm, well as far as useless superpowers go I'd still take this one over nothing.

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  24. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    I fail to see how any of these "cartoons" are funny.

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2009 at 1:49 AM

    you might like to explore the concept of postcog

    k

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  26. Spencer TroxellJanuary 21, 2009 at 8:14 PM

    Hooray for this blog.

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  27. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2009 at 5:36 AM

    Check out The Doom Patrol for someone with this power. A character named Sleepwalk gained superhuman strength when she fell asleep:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Dada#Sleepwalk


    ~GQ

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