
SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Superhuman strength whilst sleeping.
After awaking from an especially violent dream, the "Slumberjack" finds his bedroom, house and entire zipcode in utter shambles. At least it's a good excuse to forgo post-coital snuggling.
I think I've met him!
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Darcy
i just want to thank you for starting this site. it's been an endless source of amusement for the last 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI second that :)
ReplyDeleteFunniest site EVAR! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI love this website lol
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good stuff, people. good stuff. glad i neatorama'd upon this.
ReplyDeleteGreat site, keep up the good work ! Extremely funny.
ReplyDeleteHmm are you the same guy who did Muhammed and me? I think so.
ReplyDeleteand... subscribed.
ReplyDeletelol, awesome
ReplyDeleteSuggestion: How about the ability to part completely un-part-able hair?
ReplyDeleteLike it!
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, keep up the work.
ReplyDeleteGot here from gorillamask
Just discovered this blog. It's brilliant! I see a book deal in the future.....
ReplyDeleteHm, how about the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound - but only downwards.
ReplyDeleteInvulnerability not included...
Let's hope a narcoleptic does not acquire such a power.
ReplyDeletehope he isn't a victim of night terrors
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ReplyDeleteWow, you just gotta love those powers huh!
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ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the rpg game "Stuperpowers!", where players only have ridiculously useless powers. Examples include "create a cubic inch of mashed potatoes" or "make any band sing Free Bird". Or, my favorite, "Summon Buddha" (this sounds helpful, but the example they give is summoning Buddha while you're getting pummeled on the ground; Buddha appears, says "life is suffering", and stands there).
ReplyDeleteHmm, well as far as useless superpowers go I'd still take this one over nothing.
ReplyDeleteI fail to see how any of these "cartoons" are funny.
ReplyDeleteyou might like to explore the concept of postcog
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Hooray for this blog.
ReplyDeleteCheck out The Doom Patrol for someone with this power. A character named Sleepwalk gained superhuman strength when she fell asleep:
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Dada#Sleepwalk
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