Slumberjack (a.k.a. Hercu-zzzzzz's)









SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Superhuman strength whilst sleeping. 
After awaking from an especially violent dream, the "Slumberjack" finds his bedroom, house and entire zipcode in utter shambles. At least it's a good excuse to forgo post-coital snuggling.

29 comments:

  1. DarcyJanuary 16, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    I think I've met him!

    Sincerely,
    Darcy

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  2. kgaoJanuary 16, 2009 at 5:05 PM

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  3. DanielJanuary 17, 2009 at 5:28 AM

    I second that :)

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  4. Pseud0January 18, 2009 at 5:31 AM

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  5. BraisJanuary 18, 2009 at 10:52 AM

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  7. tommyJanuary 19, 2009 at 7:46 AM

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    Great site, keep up the good work ! Extremely funny.

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  9. R2KJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Hmm are you the same guy who did Muhammed and me? I think so.

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  10. DKJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    and... subscribed.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    lol, awesome

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Suggestion: How about the ability to part completely un-part-able hair?

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  13. SamJanuary 19, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    Like it!

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  14. snoochJanuary 19, 2009 at 2:13 PM

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  15. hitchhiker72January 19, 2009 at 3:18 PM

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  16. PatrikJanuary 19, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    Hm, how about the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound - but only downwards.

    Invulnerability not included...

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  17. dawnarchitectJanuary 19, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Let's hope a narcoleptic does not acquire such a power.

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  18. RyanJanuary 20, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    hope he isn't a victim of night terrors

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  19. Grant RogersJanuary 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM

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  20. joshyMinorJanuary 20, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Wow, you just gotta love those powers huh!

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  21. onassarJanuary 20, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    if you make tshirts, i'll buy one.

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  22. Joe TerranovaJanuary 20, 2009 at 8:35 PM

    This reminds me of the rpg game "Stuperpowers!", where players only have ridiculously useless powers. Examples include "create a cubic inch of mashed potatoes" or "make any band sing Free Bird". Or, my favorite, "Summon Buddha" (this sounds helpful, but the example they give is summoning Buddha while you're getting pummeled on the ground; Buddha appears, says "life is suffering", and stands there).

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  23. The Nerdy BirdJanuary 20, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    Hmm, well as far as useless superpowers go I'd still take this one over nothing.

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  24. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    I fail to see how any of these "cartoons" are funny.

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2009 at 1:49 AM

    you might like to explore the concept of postcog

    k

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  26. Spencer TroxellJanuary 21, 2009 at 8:14 PM

    Hooray for this blog.

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  27. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2009 at 5:36 AM

    Check out The Doom Patrol for someone with this power. A character named Sleepwalk gained superhuman strength when she fell asleep:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Dada#Sleepwalk


    ~GQ

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