SUPERUSELESS CELEBRITY SUPERPOWER: The Sheening
Quick, would you rather get stuck in an overturned port-o-potty for a week or get stuck in Charlie Sheen's head for 5 minutes? It's actually a trick question because most humans couldn't survive more than 9 seconds inside the Warlock's brain. Yet that's what this Superuseless Celebrity Power entails--the ability to channel Charlie Sheen's every thought. Can you say "bi-losing"?