Helium Resistance


SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Resistance to helium.
Legend has it that there walks a man with uncanny abilities. After a tragic blimp accident, this man has developed an immunity to Helium. As this man courageously inhales Helium, there is no effect on the timbre of his voice.

13 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    Considering that helium doesn't change the timbre of anyone's voice, this superpower is extra useless. A slightly more useful superpower would be resistance to helium changing the pitch of one's voice.

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  2. superuselessJanuary 15, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    FYI...thanks for the comment

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1803/why-does-helium-make-your-voice-squeaky

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  3. ZarceJanuary 18, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    JUAS ^_^

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  4. Steve SchwartzJanuary 19, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    My buddy and I actually use to come up with these during class sometimes in high school. One of my favorite ones from back then was the amazing Hair Stand on End Man, who could at will make all of his hair stand on end.

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  5. Dr. BitzJanuary 20, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    This power will be even more useless once Earth runs out of helium!

    http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.08/helium.html

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  6. JonathanJanuary 20, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    I think I have this power. My voice is really deep, and doesn't seem to get any higher when I inhale helium!

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  7. KageJanuary 20, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    How about... The ability to speak to animals, only deaf ones.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    That man just inhaled Hydrogen.

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  9. AnaliliaApril 25, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    this is my fave superuseless power

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  10. AnubisJune 13, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    How about the ability to stop being a douche. Ahem Anonymous!

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