
SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Resistance to helium.
Legend has it that there walks a man with uncanny abilities. After a tragic blimp accident, this man has developed an immunity to Helium. As this man courageously inhales Helium, there is no effect on the timbre of his voice.
Considering that helium doesn't change the timbre of anyone's voice, this superpower is extra useless. A slightly more useful superpower would be resistance to helium changing the pitch of one's voice.
ReplyDeleteFYI...thanks for the comment
ReplyDeletehttp://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1803/why-does-helium-make-your-voice-squeaky
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ReplyDeleteMy buddy and I actually use to come up with these during class sometimes in high school. One of my favorite ones from back then was the amazing Hair Stand on End Man, who could at will make all of his hair stand on end.
ReplyDeleteThis power will be even more useless once Earth runs out of helium!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wired.com/wired/archive/8.08/helium.html
I think I have this power. My voice is really deep, and doesn't seem to get any higher when I inhale helium!
ReplyDeleteHow about... The ability to speak to animals, only deaf ones.
ReplyDeleteThat man just inhaled Hydrogen.
ReplyDeletethis is my fave superuseless power
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