SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Polarrhoids.
When it comes to superheroes, a lot can happen in the blink of an eye. Like saving distressed damsels along train tracks, scooping up fallen tweens before they plunge into Niagara Falls, or lunch-time quickies in the Hall of Justice bathroom.
For this superhero, the blink of an eye means something quite different. That's because every time he blinks, he produces a Polaroid of whatever he was looking at. We're not completely sure where the photos come out. But we have an idea.
Awesome. Welcome back SUS!
ReplyDeleteGlad you're back! I could actually see some uses if everytime you blink taking a picture of what you just saw, but if it's what you see the moment you blink (ie the inside of your eyelids) then this is my favorite one so far.
ReplyDeletehaha! yes this blog is back!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this power! This would be the power I'd want most of all.
ReplyDeleteAlso, glad to see a new post!
Welcome back! :)
ReplyDeleteThere was a Opticians advert staring this man...It is worse having this power when your eyesight means all your photos are out of focus.
ReplyDeleteI have wanted this power for a very, very long time!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah I remember the advert - think that must have used all of the remaining Polaroid film in the world?
ReplyDeletestill not topping 13th bullet bulletproof.
ReplyDeleteWow, like Cam Jansen, sort of. You read too much as a kid if you know what I'm talking about. Nerd.
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