tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post982179702885364432..comments2023-10-24T02:01:13.098-07:00Comments on superuseless superpowers: Healing Punchsuperuselesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17453879814195792936noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-14869988596455393642011-03-30T18:52:18.929-07:002011-03-30T18:52:18.929-07:00Haha, this would be a perfect power of there was a...Haha, this would be a perfect power of there was a zombie apocalypse, provided we're going by Revive Kills Zombie rules!LKArtilleryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09883407339664226303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-51922521174347222642010-01-21T13:26:41.804-08:002010-01-21T13:26:41.804-08:00I would happily have this power just so that I cou...I would happily have this power just so that I could have people thank me for beating the shit outta them. The human population would be my punching bag, and they'd like me for it.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04808084519650528693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-62758157293902713972009-10-04T20:16:17.044-07:002009-10-04T20:16:17.044-07:00This superpower is actually the central premise of...This superpower is actually the central premise of a Japanese manga called "Hikkatsu," published in 2005. The main character has the ability "repair blow," which can fix both appliances and human injuries.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-10659029620690642932009-05-05T12:42:00.000-07:002009-05-05T12:42:00.000-07:00It says it leaves your opponents feeling "amazingl...It says it leaves your opponents feeling "amazingly refreshed and rejuvenated," which implies that there is a net benefit from it. And yeah, it would be good if you were a stuntman. If you absolutely had to fight you could always use weapons, I suppose?Nickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17631266908276124673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-7949988548255235122009-03-05T06:25:00.000-08:002009-03-05T06:25:00.000-08:00You should be able to hurt the undead because heal...You should be able to hurt the undead because healing actually damages them. According to D&D rules.Mr. Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13463671504483060730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-4715283863223063652009-03-02T11:15:00.000-08:002009-03-02T11:15:00.000-08:00superLOLsuperLOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-49417098078384029242009-02-19T21:03:00.000-08:002009-02-19T21:03:00.000-08:00I think it only heals your opponent from the punch...I think it only heals your opponent from the punch you just threw. It's like the "Psychic Amnesia (Mementodamus)<BR/>This superuseless superhero foresees the future while instantly forgetting anything he has just foreseen. Known in some circles as Untotal Recall." from a few entries ago.Polygnomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02935892500985408033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-66837551408535365122009-02-18T23:37:00.000-08:002009-02-18T23:37:00.000-08:00Whoa. A beat down of love.Whoa. A beat down of love.VoteAudreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11974841997261370791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-59331941569166997872009-02-17T22:02:00.000-08:002009-02-17T22:02:00.000-08:00This might be a useless superpower, but you could ...This might be a useless superpower, but you could be a fantastic stunt double (or star) in a superhero movie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-50712514634954024002009-02-17T10:34:00.000-08:002009-02-17T10:34:00.000-08:00BRILLIANT.*HP RESTORED!!!*BRILLIANT.<BR/><BR/>*HP RESTORED!!!*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-6846656035229807942009-02-16T09:49:00.000-08:002009-02-16T09:49:00.000-08:00Its useless..the copy says "instantly heal the dam...Its useless..the copy says "instantly heal the damage YOU inflict". so if your ally has damage from someone else, he can't help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-47756221958982065382009-02-16T07:10:00.000-08:002009-02-16T07:10:00.000-08:00BTW, the charismatic Christian church comment was ...BTW, the charismatic Christian church comment was priceless!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-61912181917281410112009-02-16T07:09:00.000-08:002009-02-16T07:09:00.000-08:00This ability renders your fists useless when neede...This ability renders your fists useless when needed in battle. That's what makes it absurd. The ability to bring healng through punches, however, very helpful. If a machine gun was smashed, could you punch it until it came back together?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-89224774924334947392009-02-15T11:29:00.000-08:002009-02-15T11:29:00.000-08:00Yeah, I think it just heals the damage you inflict...Yeah, I think it just heals the damage you inflict. Pretty useless indeed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-46775133280651534592009-02-15T03:15:00.000-08:002009-02-15T03:15:00.000-08:00Yawn. What happened to this blog? Wasn't it funny ...Yawn. What happened to this blog? Wasn't it funny just a few scant weeks ago?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-40470581335641889702009-02-14T21:03:00.000-08:002009-02-14T21:03:00.000-08:00i think it is useless because it says it heals the...i think it is useless because it says it heals the damage you deal. so you do damage, then you instantly heal that damage, pretty much leaving the "victim" at status quoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-49325234032919887532009-02-14T17:24:00.000-08:002009-02-14T17:24:00.000-08:00@Mairs:The power of my fist compels you!@Mairs:<BR/>The power of my fist compels you!Aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03859935612361567563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-84489379881284115462009-02-14T14:48:00.000-08:002009-02-14T14:48:00.000-08:00I think it is in fact very useful to have a puchea...I think it is in fact very useful to have a puchealer on your side of the battle. It is disguting to receive a punch from a friend on the back of your head in the middle of a battle, but i would deal with it.Hentai.-https://www.blogger.com/profile/16104418272611568527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-35599104144456842122009-02-14T14:18:00.000-08:002009-02-14T14:18:00.000-08:00Agreed, you will now assume the role of the healer...Agreed, you will now assume the role of the healer.<BR/><BR/>Well, only in melee range of course, but still.<BR/><BR/>Also, can a person with this power hit himself/herself to heal? I mean, in case you yourself get shot in the battlefield while running to heal your friends...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-22836087600412959112009-02-14T11:15:00.000-08:002009-02-14T11:15:00.000-08:00Reminds me an awful lot of some of the charismatic...Reminds me an awful lot of some of the charismatic Christian churches I've been to....Just Mairshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17351598006358891645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-30883290925238677812009-02-14T09:26:00.000-08:002009-02-14T09:26:00.000-08:00Oh this is so not a useless superpower! This in mo...Oh this is so not a useless superpower! This in more than just damage-to-opponents! This is like a cleric who can do unlimited heal and resurrect spells!! Seriously! Every good fighting guild needs a healer!GTPeachhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14529923438329328584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-66197586182039833222009-02-14T09:12:00.000-08:002009-02-14T09:12:00.000-08:00This is not useless... You can heal your allies wi...This is not useless... You can heal your allies with your punches.Franciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10805083379661363666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5840649136374953113.post-11371777474987510442009-02-14T08:15:00.000-08:002009-02-14T08:15:00.000-08:00hahaha definitely pretty useless... unless you wor...hahaha definitely pretty useless... unless you work in a hospitalxyzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12822489523961498541noreply@blogger.com